My mother traditionally requests a Christmas list by October. Furthermore, my birthday is only a month after Christmas, so my birthday presents are usually Christmas list leftovers. So that’s why I’ve started thinking about it this early. The things I want suggest that I’m really a seventy-year-old man. Basically if you ever want to buy me a present just try to think of something you might get your grandpa. Especially if it involves boats or sea creatures.
- Vintage-y globe and/or a map that includes misshapen continents and sea monsters… pretty much anything nautical especially if it is also old timey; and/or a compass that looks cool and is small enough to carry around (concrete jungle, y’all)
- The Oxford Atlas of the World, Sixteenth Edition (out soon! exciting!)
- Classy but not too classy hip flask (for whiskey)
- Subscription to The Economist
- Prescription sunglasses from See
- This poster, framed