Every single day I look at this giant advertisement for a real estate company — one that is presumably supposed to appeal to “young people” like myself — in which the signifiers shoved together to represent hip, urban luxury (?) include bangs, bubble baths, candles, bright tattoos, red wine, sandwiches, and sweet potato fries (??), all at the same time.
Eating in the bath is disgusting. Official position.
So I just moved so don’t worry or anything, but, no joke, this HUGE ad was on the wall outside my old apartment (it was to the right when looking at this photo, the building next door). We couldn’t figure out WHAT she was eating for the longest time and at first we thought it was crab legs? For some reason?