Forty-seven Omelets

Mini skirt in Midtown

Tiny old man with cane: I bet you run fast.
Me: I do, actually.
Tiny old man with cane: You got skinny legs. Make sure you remember to breathe.

Nov 12th

I don’t care how much you love your Kindle —...

Nov 12th

“Oh no, oh no, I’m too ugly, he wants a supermodel;...”
— Naomi Watts on some world in...

Nov 11th

"Teaching" my sister how to pick up guys

sister: you can give us pointers
me: my pointers are mostly like talk about comic books
and drink bourbon
aka be me
sister: i can't be you though so this is problematic
me: the resemblance is quite strong
maybe we can do a bait and switch

Nov 10th

“The Internet is a volume in our library,” Ackerman...”
— The Internet vs. books:...

Nov 10th

“If there were any doubts the 1960s are over, they were put...”
— Op-Ed Columnist - It Still...

Nov 10th

“Know what the trouble is, Brucey? We used to make shit in...”
— Frank Sobotka, “Bad...

Nov 10th

Multicolr Search Lab - Idée Inc.

Nov 7th

“Just a few weeks after Ireland adopted a similar, though...”
— In Mayor’s Plan, the Plastic...

Nov 7th

“And to those who have wondered if America’s beacon...”
— Barack Obama’s victory...

Nov 5th

Is Obama President?

Nov 5th

Front Page Scan - New York Times

Nov 5th

melanieseasons: drintelmann: nickmcglynn: ...

Nov 5th

“There are not many actors who have an ability to pick up a...”
— Can ‘Australia’ Finally...

Nov 4th

From the link below: everyone in gray, Obama supporters in...

Nov 4th

ELECTION DAY 08 - What One Word Describes...

Nov 4th

11.04.2008

I haven’t yet determined if I’ll be glued to the Internet all day or if I’ll have...

Nov 4th

Election Night (Popcorn Included) -...

Nov 4th

17.MY ALARM 63.NEIGHBORHOOD BAR PATRONS 88.BED...

Nov 4th

VoteForChange.com — Find Your Polling...

Nov 3rd

Livio De Marchi

Nov 3rd